Not Italy

Hmph.

“You have exceeded your limit on your credit card. This figure may be wrong.”

Yes, it is wrong. The statement is clear, I have about £5.5k credit (I built it up in case I had to be rescued by helicopter from Everest Base Camp). And they appear to have charged me a late payment fee despite me having paid on the day the statement was issued. Some problems with Lloyds today. Is this how they intended to generate more cash to lend to small businesses? Oh, wait, banks don’t do that any more, do they?

“Your petrol tank is empty. This gauge may be wrong.”

“Your altitude is 38,000 ft. This altimeter may be wrong.”

“You are perfectly healthy. This doctor may be wrong.”

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